You get to not match without being legally colorblind

U nevr have two aplogive fer spelling

BIG $ (yeah right!)

Babes dig the size of your thalmus (It's in your head, like everything else)

Other people see people jump out of buildings, you see vectors

The secret handshake

You have insider information in playing pool

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, it actually didn't happen, until you do.

You can convincingly fake a foreign accent

Minding your p's and your q's takes on a whole other meaning

You study matter; other folks look at you and say, "does it matter?"